Adhyapika: Beta Batao Jaan Kahan Se Nikalati Hai? Pappu: Khidaki Se! Adhyapika: Vo Kaise? Pappu: Kal Didi Ek Ladake Se Kah Rahi Thi "Jaan Khidaki Se Nikal Jao!"
Adhyapak: Sut N Kapas Julaahon Men Latthamalat! Is Kahaavat Men Julahon Ki Tulna Tum Kisse Kar Sakte Ho? Pappu: Ji Bhartiy Janta Parti Men "Pi Em" Pad Ke Davedaron Se!
Adhyapak: Manlo Tumhara Dost Aur Tumhari Garlfrend Ek Kashti Men Savar Hain Aur Dubne Lagte Hain Batao Tum Kise Bachaoge? Pappu: Kisi Ko Nahin Marne Do Donon Ko! Adhyapak: Kyon? Pappu: Sale Donon Ek Sath Ek Kashti Men Kar Kya Rahe The?
Banti : Yaar Tu Itna Bada Ho Gaya Hai Fir Tujhe Ab Tak Dadhimmunch Kyon Nahin I? Pappu: Yaar Main Bilkul Apni Maan Par Gaya Hun
Pappu Feel Ho Gaya To Santa Ne Kaha "Dekhdekh Us Ladki Ko Dekh Wo Tere Sath Padhati Hai Aur 1St I Hai"A Pappu: Dekhdekh Kya? Usi Ko Dekhdekhar To Feel Hua Hu Main
Adhyapika: Murgi Anda Deti Hai Aur Gay Dudh Deti Hai To Aisa Kaun Hai Jo Dudh Bhi Deta Hai Aur Anda Bhi Deta Hai? . .. ... Pappu: Dukandar!